Yes, this is the Average White Band. They look just like an average prom band. Look at that stage! Look at these guys! I swear, there’s a teacher patrolling the dance floor, watching for hands on ass!
Man, it seems like forever since I busted out a Friday Night, Outta Sight! That doesn’t mean we can’t make up for lost time right now. Dance, y’all! Damn!
Smile! The weekend is here!
This is a severely deceptive song. It starts out very slow and sexy and turns into one of the greatest dance grooves of all time. As an added bonus, I’ve found the version Ms. Ross delivered on the Muppet Show, which is super trippy. Get down, y’all!
No talk. Dance!
It’s been a long week and you have earned this jam. Shake your ass into the weekend with Heatwave!
First, we have some business to tend to. Welcome to the first “Friday Night! Outta Sight!” on Saturn X. I’ve decided that this is the more appropriate place as I’m trying to legitimize On the Cut. Hilarious, I know. Anyway, going forward, Saturn X will be the home to everything off-beat and groovy. On the Cut will be strictly news and politics. I hope you don’t mind. I’m sure you don’t.
Tonight, we have porn star, turned pop star, turned porn star, Andrea True. This was her biggest and only hit. It’s a good song, but the best part is the break, which appears around 2:25. Sadly, this version cuts it short. Oh, well. Get down and get it on!
Michael Jackson passed away today. He was 50 years old. As a tribute, I offer one of my favorites, and I hope it’s one of yours. Ladies and gentlemen, with respect, I offer “Rock With You”.
Andrew T. is on the Cut
