Stirring Up Memories of Hope and Bo in ’83

I was tooling around YouTube looking for a good video from Chic. You know, Good Times? Le Freak? Anyway, I came across this and it was an instant flashback to my childhood when my mother was diggin’ on “Days of Our Lives“! Yikes!

Shake Your Ass on Down to the Flea Market Montgomery

Look, I’m probably coming in late on this, but, hey, I’ve never seen it.  Therefore, I want it, I need it!  It’s just like a mini-mall!

Let’s have a Schlitz with the Commodores!

Lionel Richie sings, “when you’re out of Schlitz, you’re outta beer.”   I would argue that when you’re outta Schlitz, you have a better chance of avoiding headache the next day, unless you’ve been drinking Schlitz all night. If that is the case, expect a killer headache!

screw bartles

Bartles and James was for old folks, its all about the Bruce.

Turns Out More Doctors Smoke Camels Than Any Other Cigarette. Hooray for Me, the Ex-Camel Smoker!

Listen, this is great news! Why? Because I used to smoke Camels! Hooray!!!  I mean, if I smoked what doctors smoked, then I’m going to live forever *cough* right? *cough cough*

Man, Look, You Stink – Try Some Hai-Karate, but be Careful

Look, as a friend, I have to say that you got some serious funk. This is why you don’t get the ladies. Maybe if you tried a shower on occasion and maybe some aftershave, you might get some. I’d say Hai-Karate, but it might cause more problems than you’re looking for.

Mom! I Want One of These!!! Detective Set Complete with Machine Gun, .38 Snub Nose & Snap Holster

Dig this crazy detective set.  Could you imagine if they sold this today?  They probably still would if that dumb ass kid didn’t shoot his sister in the eye, effectively blinding her and causing millions in litigation fees.  Damn.

Former Cuban Gynecologist Now Sells Cars in North Carolina

Here’s an ad from the folks that brought you the outstanding Red House Furniture commercial .  I believe this one preceded it and it’s just as good.  I won’t waste any more of your time.

Here.  Say hello to Rudy.